![]() ![]() ![]() > people come up to me and say, "kimmel can i get a picture?" > jimmy: "jimmy fallon, can i get a a selfie?" > "hey, where's guillermo?" > jimmy: "love you and justin timberlake. people often confuse me for jimmy kimmel often. ![]() > jimmy: "hi, i'm jimmy kimmel people often confuse me for jimmy fallon > i'm jimmy fallon. you know, people mistake me with jimmy fallon all the time and same for him so, as a public service to us, really, we put our heads together to come up with a list of the things people say to us most bridget everett is with us we have music from red hot chili peppers, tonight [ cheers and applause and from "the music man," the toast of broadway, hugh jackman, wolverine himself, is here with us [ cheers and applause or maybe it'll turn out to be hugh grant, who knows, anything is possible tonight. [ cheers and applause we're gonna - it's gonna be fun. all right, well that's jimmy fallon in l.a. okay > no, you hang up > jimmy: no, you hang up! > no, you hang up! you hang up! you hang up! > jimmy: all right. > all right, well, i think we should move on with the show. > jimmy: yeah, this is a lot of fun i especially love talking to you over a satellite, it's even better that way. i - i love it i love - i love talking to you. tonight, their new album's out - > jimmy: all right, have fun. red hot chili peppers are both of our musical guests. > jimmy: i'm still not sure of how both of our musical guests are red hot chili peppers, but i guess we'll figure that out at the end of the show > yeah, that's right. > jimmy: i - i don't know, have - > this is wild, bud it's been an amazing experience i love that we did this. > steve: "flimflammed, i say! > jimmy: guillermo, if you need anything before that, call ellen, okay? > all right, i will for sure. ![]() > steve: i put on a moustache so you feel at home. > is higgins there as well? > jimmy: yeah, higgins is right here also, actually. it makes me realize what a dump our place is how about guillermo? is he all right? is he doing okay > guillermo's okay - come here, come here. > jimmy: yes, april, 2020 is when we conceived this > do you like the studio? do you enjoy it? > jimmy: not really no yeah, no, yeah, it's beautiful it's absolutely beautiful. How's it going over there, bud you look great > jimmy: it's going well, everybody's been great i went through your stuff and everything so thank you for having - letting us - letting me do this we've been talking about this for a long time, i was just telling everybody. > jimmy: i have to say, your movie is fantastic, and your speech was beautiful actually, i watched it as soon as i stopped rewinding 500 times. > jimmy: jimmy doesn't trust you, is what - congratulations on that oscar, by the way questlove won an oscar [ cheers and applause nobody in my band has an oscar > tariq: not yet. even the roots didn't know this was happening until today, right? > questlove: yeah, no idea. bad news, nancy, fat jimmy's coming home! this is something we've been planning for a long - for years. and how many of you are thinking, "oh, my god, jimmy fallon looks terrible, i hope he isn't sick!" we pulled the old switcheroo in fact, right now, jimmy "f-word," as we call him back home - is hosting my show in l.a we swapped everything. okay, how many are very disappointed be honest. [ cheers and applause show of hands, how many of you are disappointed be honest. last week so, you know the actor will smith oh, you've heard this story? okay, i didn't know if it made it east, so i'll skip it, then are you figuring out what's happening now? you're noticing what day it is and - or no, maybe, i don't know april fools', everybody. you know, i love being here in new york i want to tell you about this crazy thing that happened in l.a. Mike pence released a policy agenda, which is a strong indication he plans to run against donald trump in 2024 pence versus trump, wouldn't that be something? like logan roy versus cousin greg meanwhile, fox news just announced they've hired caitlyn jenner as an on-air contributor to their channel fox put out a press release that said, "caitlin's story is an inspiration to us all she's a trail blazer in the lgbtq+ community who will not be allowed to use the bathroom at our office. ![]()
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